Reporting live from somewhere in Iowa

Real life.
Real Iowa.
Questionable plans.

I’m Chris—an Iowa dad sharing the funny, frustrating, beautiful, and occasionally bird-covered parts of ordinary life.

Factory shifts, family life, Iowa skies and a cardinal with no respect for boundaries.

The guy behind the sunglasses

Just a regular dad who started paying attention.

IowaDad grew out of everyday life: long workdays, raising a family, trying to keep an ADHD brain pointed in one direction, and noticing the little things most of us walk past.

Sometimes that means an Iowa sunset. Sometimes it means a squirrel carrying off lunch like it pays the mortgage. The point is to laugh when we can, remember what matters, and make ordinary life feel a little less ordinary.

“Around here, the scenery is peaceful. The commentary usually isn’t.”
Chris, the creator behind IowaDad, wearing sunglasses and a black cap

The backyard has a cast list

Larry, Linda & everybody raiding the feeder.

They’re real visitors to our backyard. I just gave them names, motives, arguments, and apparently a growing fan base.

Larry the bright red cardinal in close-up
Larry · Head of feeder security
Linda the female cardinal perched among branches
Linda · Actually reads the instructions
Backyard squirrel holding food
The squirrel · Uninvited management

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Yes, I make music too

The jokes and the songs come from the same life.

IowaDad is where I laugh at the chaos. LiThBaNd is where I write about the heavier parts—work, family, pressure, memory, and the things people carry without saying out loud.

Same guy. Same life. Slightly fewer squirrel arguments.